PONDERISMS
(comical food for thought)
• I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most
people die of natural causes.
• Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are
removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it
• comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
• The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.
• Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
• There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
• Life is sexually transmitted.
• Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
• The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
• Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.
• Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one
talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
• Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again
• All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.
• In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
• How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes
a whole box to start a campfire?
• Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
• Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
• I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most
people die of natural causes.
• Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are
removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it
• comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
• The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.
• Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
• There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
• Life is sexually transmitted.
• Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
• The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
• Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.
• Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one
talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
• Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again
• All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.
• In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
• How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes
a whole box to start a campfire?
• Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
• Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
• Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
• Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
• Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head
out the window?
• Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
• Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address
or Did you actually ponder why I didn't send this to you,
Or did I? Let's ponder over it.
I even PONDER why PONDERISM isn't in the dictionary - is that wrong of me?
I promise I will ponder less produce more.. spelling and all... good/bald/ sticky sweet/ cut throat/or just being me. I'm me if's my voice!! 
Don't you every Ponder why I ever let you know about this BLOG in the ifrst place. Because there was something I wanted you to know. I wanted you know ME.
Don't you every Ponder why I ever let you know about this BLOG in the ifrst place. Because there was something I wanted you to know. I wanted you know ME. 
12 comments:
Well that makes me ponder just what to say, seems you have said it all!
hmmmm, are you thinking what i'm thinking?
I don't need to think what you are thinking - I ponder over you next move like a chess board move..... it's the way I work - ask Fergi. Ask my Mom. Why the hell do you think I'm in the world I'm in and care so much for so many people!! Love you both! See your both Horses and would you quit moving to those spots (to bad i can't swear like in My Space he he )
Hmmmm....I wonder....
and I ponder.... because you wonder...
the emptiness of pondering is starting to cause me to think....I'm not sure I like what I'm thinking....so I ponder further on what to wonder about.
listen to this song - if it comes up if not then go to my kermit blog in June and read the song - it's about wondering why we are what we are....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riN46TZYTyk
just cut and past it in your http
maybe that will help
...that I could ponder & wonder further....the emptiness is rather inviting. I think I'll stay here a while.
Thank you.
You're making my brain hurt with all this pondering! But it is fun to read!
read... then ponder about... I laugh because this was first an e-mail sent to me by my mother and I actually laughed. I read it and laughed. I knew it needed more than a brush off e-mail sent to others. It needed more than that. It needed to be pondered about. I actually studied about pondering (if there really is such a word). There is no such word as ponderism. But.... I find it very, much... well - ME... and yes my brain hurts too!!
all this pondering has caused my poor head to spin. my next move? HAHAHAHAH, i'll never tell! LOL, but I always have a next move.
But to have the last move would mean.... it would be over, and I ponder, than life would be nothing to ponder over anymore. The world must always remain in motion. Life must always be moving. you must never stop pondering.
You must never tell...
let me ponder over it...
till your next move!
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